fixc:

*checks bag* OK it’s there
*closes bag*….
*2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

hishap:

hishap:

hishap:

So I reblogged a post suggesting (among other things) that we never call the Orange Toupee “president” or by his last name, just to piss him off

How about we give him the Bunsenburner Curdlesnoot treatment and just mangle his name more and more until you reach that point where you can just smash your keyboard and everyone still knows who you’re talking about as long as the initials stay the same?

Dolan Toupee
Daniel Truck
Dickhead Trunk